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1. Matsumoto Rangiku

2.Soi Fon

3.Kuchiki Rukia

4. Hisagi Shuuhei

5. Urahara Kisuke

6. Kuchiki Byakuya

7. Kira Izuru

8. Ichimaru Gin

9.Aizen Sousuke

10.Kyouraku Shunsui

11.Hinamori Momo

12. Hitsugaya Toushirou

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lol…Byakuya and Hinamori….she’d just be complaining that he wasn’t as big as AIZEN-TAICHOU!!! Lol….but seriously, would the Kuchiki heir even hit that? I don’t think so, I’ve never seen this pairing nor do I want to….

 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Shuuhei? Not particuraly, he’s alright but usually I can’t think of him seriously for more than 5 seconds before bursting out laughing at the 69 tattoo.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
::spurts milk everywhere:: I think this pairing is usually kinda the other way around ya know? Lol, I can’t see Ichimaru being pregnant at all even if I was into MPreg let alone with Hitsugaya’s child….Is that kid even old enough to reproduce? Can shinigami even reproduce? Lol…this is way too weird to even consider….

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Lots, I read fics with Aizen in them pretty frequently since he tends to pop up a lot around Ichimaru. He’s hard to do right though because his brain is sooooo fucked up….


5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
 Lol…Soi Fon and Byakuya…would she do it with anyone other than her beloved Yoruichi-sama? I really think not…..especially Yoruichi’s pupil….

 
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
::nosebleed:: I’m gonna go 5/9 Urahara and Aizen because the hate sex would be of epic proportions…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
lol…why am I writing this…

Kira: Hitsugaya-taichou…Ichimaru-taichou sent me to tell you there’s a captain’s meeting to be starting immed-ahh!!

Lol I got nothing….I’ll live a happy life if I never have to think of Soi Fon having straight sex again….

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Lol…KyourakuxRukia…

She wasn’t really his type. He preferred women over girls with lovely frames like his stunning little Nanao-chan. But Juushirou was so fond of the girl, and her angry pout reminded him more of the Kuchiki heir when he was younger with every passing day.

More like an opening paragraph than a summary, man I suck at answering questions right….
 

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Oh god…and now the meme gets good. I’ve never heard of such a thing (other than the one sided ones where Rangiku narrates) and even those are pretty dark fluff. Despite his constant smile, I get the feel that Ichimaru isn’t generally very happy or caring very often…
 

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

KiraxHitsugaya “Cold as Ice” and now I’ve got a summary in my head….must resist urge to write drabble….

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lol, I’m pretty sure they’re both pretty well deflowered but that would be Shuuhei’s wet dream….He’d probably just get her really drunk. Which I suppose they do already…

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
hehehe…I do sometimes…She’s cute with Renji. I have to be in the right mood though.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

One of my friends did as a joke….Hinamori was showering her AIZEN-TAICHOU in poorly made sugary snacks. The to-be King of Hueco Mundo wasn’t very pleased.


14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ppffft….super crack is super cracky….I don’t think anyone writes

SoiFon/Shuuhei/Urahara….I mean they’re all good looking and I know Rule 34 is more immutable than the speed of light but really folks…
 
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Lol…Kyouraku strikes me as a really loud moaner. To the point that he could put female porn stars to shame….
 
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Oh god….Ichimaru…I’m always thinking of more song fics for Kira. Hm, I’m tempted to say Alanis Morisette “Eight Easy Steps” though I think if I was going to do a regretful!Gin fic I would choose “Oh My What a Shame” by Don McLean.

Lol…probably no one even knows these songs…But I took this question seriously because I like Ichimaru a little too much….
 

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning! Underage drinking, misuse of Byakuya’s NOBILTY scarf and way too much boobs!!!

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
“So how about not kicking me in the balls this time, Soi Fon-taichou?” Lol, he’d prolly get hit anyway.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hmmm…there’s this writer on ff.net that writes him really well with Ichigo. Actually I read things with him in it pretty frequently because I like him well with Yoruichi because it pisses of Soi Fon

20. What is Six's super secret kink?
It’s definitely a super secret kink alright….I’d say, but I kinda fear being shredded by Senbonzakura…

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Drunk, sober, tied up, mutilated. Whatever the sick god wanted to do to her I’m sure she’d be more than happy to oblige. and this is why she’s sicker than Kira She’d probably enjoy it too which is a little sad.
 
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
 Lol, Kira screws girls? probably Rukia tops

23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Matsumoto Rangiku and Kira Izuru are in a happy relationship (without Gin? I doubt it) until Aizen Sousuke runs off with Hisagi Shuuhei (lol, but I thought he had a hard on for his captain…) Matsumoto, broken hearted has a hot one-night stand with Hinamori Momo (right, because screwing the other girl who lost the love of her life is always a good idea) and a brief unhappy affair with Hitsugaya Toushirou (lol I think I know why it was unhappy), then follows the wise advice of Urahara Kisuke (lol wut?) and finds true love with Kuchiki Rukia.

Well…the crack could’ve been worse…But really, romantic advice from Urahara? I wouldn’t trust a word he says….

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

“Areeee? It izn’t already? Well tha’ jus’ don’ feel right, ne Izuru?”

“Ha-hai…Taichou…”

“Now, come backta bed, Izuru….yer spot’s getting’ cold~”